Merry Christmas 👹
A little Weihnachtsgedicht
When the snow❄falls wunderbar,
and the kinder🏃🏃happy are,
When the Glatteis on the Street⚠,
And we all a Glühwein need🍷,
Then you know,es ist so weit🎅:
She is here, the Weihnachtszeit🎄.
Every Parkhaus is besetzt🚗🚕🚙,
Weil die People fahren jetzt🚙🚚🚐,
All to Kaufhof, Mediamarkt🏢,
Kriegen nearly Herzinfarkt🚑,
Shopping hirnverbrannte Things🎁,
And the Christmas Glocke rings🔔.
Mother in the Kitchen bakes👩,
Schoko-, Nuss- and Mandelkeks🌰,
Daddy in the Nebenraum🏠,
Schmücks a riesen Weihnachtsbaum🎄,
He is hanging on the balls🏀⚽⚾🎾,
when he from the Leiter falls👨,
Finally the Kinderlein👶👦👧,
To the Zimmer kommen rein🚪,
And it sings the Family👪,
Schauerlich:"Oh Christmastree"🎤,
And a jeder in the house🏠,
Is packing the Geschenke aus🎁.
Mama finds under the Tanne🎄,
A super neue Teflon-Pfanne🍳,
Papa gets Schlips and Socken👙,
Every does frohlocken👼,
President speaks in the TV💻,
All around 🔄 his harmonie,
Bis mother in the kitchen runs🏃:
In Ofen burns the Weihnachtsgans♨.
And so comes the Feuerwehr🚒,
With Tatü Tata daher🚨,
And they bring a long,long schlauch➖,
And a long,long Leiter auch✔,
And they schrei:"Wasser Marsch!"🚰,
CHRISTMAS NOW IS IN THE ARSCH!!!🚾
😁
Please do not nehm me das Übel😂
We see uns in the näxt Jahr on the Spinner Bridge again
--
Chris
