Santa comes once a year, we all know
he don't use the chimney, got a key to my door ... oh
Oh, look what Santa did (... he's messin' with me)
They call it "Merry Christmas", but I say, Santa's messin' with the kid
He came in cold *), zipped my tea
He sat my wife upon his knee ... oh Lord!
Oh, look what Santa did (he's messin' with me)
They call it "Merry Christmas", but I say, Santa's messin' with the kid
He drank my eggnog, he nicked my cake
He grabbed my wife and gave her a shake ... oh Lord!
Oh, look what Santa did (... he's messin' with me)
They call it "Merry Christmas", but I say, Santa's messin' with the kid